BRO. THE SuITS ARE ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL. IT WAS AN ENCHANTMENT SIS PuT ON THEM. AND I FORGOT ABOuT IT. ALL I GOT TO DO IS SEND THEM YOuR WAY.

ALTERBRO NEEDS TO NOT BE A LITTLE BITCH ABOuT LANGuAGES.

I CAN TALK SHIT AND MOST PEOPLE WON’T KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING.

uGH!

THE KERMIT EYES WAS A MISTAKE.

duplexubiquitary:

It looks like opened one eye and closed it again.

Like an anti-wink.

tΘmΘt

OH GOD. I DO NOT DANCE LIKE THAT.

duplexubiquitary:

LOOK AT ME! I AM THE LORD OF TIME! I HAVE THE POWER TO WINK WITH MY EYES ALREADY CLOSED!

t~mut t~môt t~mut


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ALLOW ME A BRIEF MOMENT WHILE I PuZZLEMuRDER YOu.

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CALL ME uMBRAGE.
Plot status: Alive and well.

ϟ jean